Not a fan

To the debt collection agency that proceeds to leave messages daily, has "important personal business" for me, is fake nice until you actually speak to someone, who is calling to find MY OLD NEIGHBOR!!, please, for the love of GOD, stop calling my house. You are the reason I'm getting rid of my home phone. Eat it.

And no, I'm not giving you my cell phone number. I will not be friends with you on facebook nor will I follow you on twitter. If you were a facebook page, I would not be a fan. So there.